Posted at 4:04pm on November 9th - 1 NOTES
#What do you mean I'm not posting comics? What? Who said that?
#ask the jake
Anonymous bitched: can you make a page for the beforan ancestor sprites? i love your blog!
Posted at 12:36pm on November 3rd - 16 NOTES
Uh, sure? I’m not sure why you’d want that, because I’m pretty sure its tagged with beforus, but I could do that.
#slipped it under a readmore so i don't flood dashes
L(o)rd’s Expert Analysis of the Lowblooded Homestuck Trolls
Posted at 6:48am on November 1st - 8 NOTES
DISCLAIMER: This analysis was done with SCIENCE and is in no way meant to be funny and/or satire. The opinions stated in this post are TOTALLY affiliated with TheJokeisHomestuck, and if you like Tavros in any way at all I’d like you to first go fuck yourself, then whine to TJiH’s Ask Box. Not mine.
Shall we begin?
#ask the jake
Anonymous bitched: Trick or Treat!
Posted at 7:06pm on October 17th - 3915 NOTES
What oh god I just woke up what is it November 1st is that a Slowpoke costume oh god
#if l(o)rd did this i'm going to scream a little
#there i tAGGED IT FOR ANON
#SORRY ABOUT THAT
Posted at 8:07pm on October 15th - 12 NOTES
This was supposed to be done yesterday
#I'll have a comic up by tomorrow at the latest. Then you can see how shitty we both were and are.
Posted at 7:37pm on October 15th - 33 NOTES
Well, all good things must come to a end, and you are so lucky TJiH is not a good thing.
Hello, I am your new “Lord of Laughs”, and welcome to The Joke is Homestuck: Now Under New Management!
Posted at 7:23pm on October 15th - 107 NOTES
Fans and followers of TheJokeisHomestuck:
As of tonight, I am relinquishing this blog to my faithful mascot.
It’s been a lot of fun making comics and laughing at the absurdity of Homestuck with you all, but I made myself a promise when I started this thing a little over a year ago.
Stop when it’s a chore I said. When it stops being fun and starts being work, I have to give it up.
So that’s what I’m doing. I like doing this, but recently it’s become hard to make a comic every other day or so, and I feel like I’m cheating you guys by not updating as much as I used to.
Since TJiH is my baby, I’ll still submit comics every so often and harass the new Lord of Laughs, whom you will meet shortly.
On the subject of The Troll Bachelor, I just finished making a large upd8, and will be posting it later tonight. The comic will continue as long as I need to tell the story.
It’s been a real treat kids. Thanks for your support and laughs.
Posted at 3:57pm on October 6th - 45 NOTES
Go back to chasing dogs
Posted at 7:01pm on October 2nd - 36 NOTES
And here we have Beforus Nepeta, AKA The Scavenger.
She was influenced by a Highblood called The Engineer from an early age, and refused to accept the new laws of Troll equality. So she exiled herself from the empire, hunting and stealing to make her way in the new and confusing world. She got along well with a Troll called The Tamer, but disagreed with his agenda involving the church. She lived a long life for her caste and situation, but was killed when The Corsair burned down the western jungle.
Posted at 5:22pm on September 29th - 37 NOTES
Here’s a simple Befous Terezi
When the new empire came into being, the empress was deciding which method of law she should appoint. The power-hungry and mystical Subjugglators, or the tactical and precise Legislacerators. After a few trials she chose the latter group to enforce her laws, and appointed Neophyte “Blind Prophet” Pyrope as The Grand Legislacerator.
Pyrope was a member of the Scourge, the pirate empire ruled by the Corsair, but defected when she lost her eyesight in a duel with the Corsair for power. She then swore to bring the Scourge to justice, and died while trying to capture her old “sister” in crime.
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Remember when I was doing Beforian Ancestors
Yeah well here’s The Caretaker.
Her duties were taking care of the Mother Grub, and preparing the grubs and Lusi for the trials. She was very fond of a mutant runt, and kept in contact with him after he left the Brooding Caverns. She lived a long and healthy life, but was unfortunately killed by The Mariner in a fit of rage. Some say her ghost still stalks the caves, draining the blood from any Troll who dares enter.